Last night on I Love Money, we witnessed Mr. Boston’s dramatic, epic fall from grace – and his ultimate elimination from the show. It began with a thrown challenge and a broken alliance, and was followed by a playground-style scuffle in The Vault over Mr. Boston’s check, during which he totally flipped his sh*t, started screaming at everyone, and subsequently spent the rest of the day crying like a 4-year-old.
Side note: Megan is turning out to be quite the villain – during the elimination ceremony, she sat, staring icily while calmly stroking her retarded dog. I fully expected her to bring her pinky to her lips a la Dr. Evil.
Anyway, let us not shed a tear for poor Mr. Boston. He’s made a little video for Vh1 that is totally amazing – and should calm your fears about what his life will be like now that he’s off the show. It’s about his first experience doing “anal” – wherein he demonstrates the event with a blow-up doll. The lucky lady he’s describing is 300 pounds and “the shape of a tsunami.”
(NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING)
“DOING HER IN THE ASS WITHOUT MAKING IT IN THE HOLE IS A GREAT COMPROMISE!”
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