One of four things is happening in this photo. Either:

1. Blinded by the reflection off of his gigantic bronze orb of a face, fashion designer Valentino mistook the dog on a leash for fish that his friend caught, and immediately threw him into a pre-heated butter pan for some delicious high seas noshing;

2. Valentino’s favorite game in the whole world is Tetheryorkie;

3. Valentino was reenacting his favorite scene from the Joseph Fiennes’ film Enemy At The Gates; or

4. Fashion designer Valentino kills every living thing he lays his hands on.

(via INFDaily)