Breaking news: Christian Bale will be celebrating the success of The Dark Knight from inside a London jail cell. Yesterday, it was reported that Bale’s mother and sister accused him of domestic assault. The accussation almost prevented him from attending the UK premiere of The Dark Knight. Authorities allowed him to go to the premiere.

But, as only The Batman could, Bale turned himself in to authorities in a Belgravia police station today (pronounced Bel-graaaaahveeaaah.) We blame Post Traumatic Newsies Disorder, ourselves. Looks like he’ll be needing some Christian BAIL! Anyone? Bye.

(via TMZ)

This entire thing is very strange and sad.