- Jessica Alba posed with her newborn daughter Honor for the cover of OK Magazine. Really, Jessica Alba? That’s like admitting that you’re no bigger a star than Tori Spelling.
- The Emmy Nominees have been announced, but I think we all know that Living Lohan is going to win everything.
- The Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood entered rehab for alcoholic addiction, while The Rolling Stones’ other guitarist Keith Richards watched him go to rehab, laughing and drinking the whole time.
- The Grey’s Anatomy writing staff is considering killing off Katherine Heigl’s character because she’s terrible and they don’t want to work with her, so here’s 10 Handy Ways they might do so.
- Bret Michaels and whichever whore he picked up last time around on Rock of Love have – surprise! – broken up, and just in time for the announcement of the next season of Rock of Love. YAY!
