As though you needed another reason to worship the altar that is Sesame Street, we bring you two spoofs which feature muppets you probably never even knew existed. Yes, puppet masters were forced to create felt facsimiles of hilarious-in-their-own-way actors David Caruso and Richard Belzer – even the hairstyles are on point.

First up, it’s the RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation Unit, which is accurate right down to those cutting edge camera shots.

Sigh. If only they could remake a muppet version of Jade, all would be right with the world.

After the jump, muppet Belz in Law and Order: Special Letters Unit. Thankfully, they stopped right before Muppet Oz.