- ANGELINA JOLIE: (Please read in a Minnesotan accent) Something may or may not have come out of her vagina. (Huff Po)
- OMGGGGGG: This video about a man who drinks young boys’ urine to make him feel young is kind of like the movie Wall-E. (CNN)
- SNATCHURALLY: A fire destroyed Madonna’s childhood home in Detroit, Michigan. Police say the suspect is a male and also Guy Ritchie. (NME)
- MONKEY TORTURE: If you do anything tonight, please watch this video of a woman who has a monkey for a child. She dresses him up. It is JUST TOO MUCH. If only J. Crew sold tiny monkey bridesmaids dresses… (ABC News)
- HERE IS A CAT SITTING ON THE EDGE OF A BED LIKE A PERSON: Cue “Sittin’ On The Dock of the Bay.” (Break)
