Us Weekly is reporting that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Yankee slugger/goat Alex Rodriguez, and you know what scandalous A-Rod news means — crazy New York Post pun headlines!!!
BOOOOO!!!! Come on, Post, I know it’s breaking news and you haven’t had a lot of time, but is “Bat Boy” the best pun you could come up with? It doesn’t even have a second meaning, “bat” isn’t sexual and A-Rod has nothing to do with Bat Boy, he’s just literally a male who holds a bat in his profession. Here’s what I would’ve gone with, just off the top of my head:
– Justify My Glove? Secret Madonna / A-Rod Encounter
– A-Rod Hits A Borderline-drive; Bags Madonna
– A-Rod-ica: Madonna, Yankee Slugger Don’t Repress Themselves
– Take a Bow, A-Rod, You Just Had Intercourse With Madonna
– ‘Rod Of Light: And A-Rod Feels, And He Feels Like Banging Madonna
– Like A Player (Of Baseball): A-Rod’s Love Will Take Madonna There, To Her Bedroom
– Beautiful Slugger, The Single Off The Soundtrack To Austin Powers-Hitter: The Infielder Who Shagged Me. Madonna F*cked Alex Rodriguez.
More pun headlines? Leave ‘em in the comments!
