Yesterday, Oprah “The Black Tyra” Winfrey featured various guests on her show who aimed to earn their place in the Guinness Book of World Records. While the episode was a repeat from earlier this year, we couldn’t help but notice how ABSOLUTELY THRILLED and AMAZED and SHOCKED Oprah was by all of her fabulous guests. Oprah was making faces we had never really seen her — or any person, for that matter — make before. And not one face, or even two… but what seemed like hundreds.

Which led us to ask: How many stupid faces can Oprah actually make in the span of a single episode? So, we decided to find out. Watch the following video and count each one out aloud. Oh, and pay no mind to the woman with the smallest waist in the world. She’ll surely visit you again tonight in what we’ll just call “The Worst Nightmare You’ll Ever Have”…