Sure, you’ve seen plenty of “bad” tattoos on the internet. But we assure you: We’ve actually found the worst one.

No, it’s not so much the tattoo that’s bad. It’s the entire package.

But because the photo is basically NSFW (though all privates are kinda, sorta blurred), we can’t post the photo directly onto this site. What we CAN do is give you a little taste of it, and then ask you to click through.

Parents, if you think your kids might get a tattoo anytime soon, do yourself a favor: Print this photo out on heavy cardstock (and in color, obvs), and wish them luck. Trust, it will work.

Here is a preview. Yes… this is as much as we can show you. Click at your own dirty risk.

Suddenly, that Rachael Ray tattoo isn’t looking that bad, is it?