- Will Smith swears that the school he and is his wife are opening is “not a Scientology school”, despite the fact it will be using Scientologist teaching methods, taught by a faculty of Scientologists, and Tom Cruise will be the principal.
- While performing at the Glastonbury Festival in England this past Saturday, Amy Winehouse punched several fans, who presumably used her song “Rehab” as an opportunity to remind her that she really should go to rehab, like seriously.
- MTV may actually be planning to give Britney Spears a chance to have her 19th comeback attempt/nervous breakdown at this year’s VMA’s.
- A federal judge has halted the sale of the Mini Me Sex Tape, because it should seriously be illegal for any of us to have to see that.
- SNL star Chris Kattan was married this past weekend to, surprisingly enough, a model. Even more surprising, a female model (what, am I so wrong for thinking the guy who invented Mango might be gay?)
