(BWE.tv’s summer interns Emmy and Maggie are spectacularly good at finding things on the Internet that actually exist even though they should not. From time to time, we’ll be posting these existent things for your consideration.)

So if my eyes and “Dentistry’s Website” are not deceiving me, it would appear that one can now get permanent tattoos…on their teeth. According to the Tooth Artist, who exists, here’s the skinny:

Normally this artwork is done on the back teeth, the molars. Some people prefer having it on the cheek side of the tooth, some on the tongue side. These tattoos are maybe considered a white collar tattoo. They are seen only when the person that has one wants to share what they have, by pulling their cheek out so it could be seen.

Finally, I will be able to pull out my cheek, and expose to whomever I choose a gum-line that’s been enhanced by a tiny picture of David Letterman grinning! YES! The day is finally upon. You lame hipsters with your trendy little arm sleeves can just step aside, because you’re not really edgy until every molar in your mouth is inked with images of Simon Cowell, a wolf, Tiger Woods and “Bob Dillion”, all of which exist, even though they should not.