- Reports are surfacing that Will Smith has converted to Scientology. Meaning that now, along with Tom Cruise, two of Hollywood’s most famous and nicest celebrities as part of their Church, hence there’s no way I could possibly turn down those friend Subway station e-meter testers now, is there?
- Mary-Kate Olsen appeared on David Letterman last night, doing a fairly excellent impression of one of our favorite movie characters ever… Bernie. Also, she seems deplorable.
- Little man Verne Troyer is plenty pissed that his sex tape leaked this week, and is sueing TMZ.com to show that he means business. Adorable, baby-like, mini-tongued, cute-as-sin business.
- The real-life and actually scary Dr. Hibbard has had his license suspended. (Insert jovial chuckle.)
- Actress Uma Thurman is engaged! Meaning that in just a few months, Quentin Tarantino’s foot fetish may or may not forever hold his peace in church.
- Finally… THE BEST VIDEO OF A CAT IMPERSONATING MUHAMMED ALI EVS!
