WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THE BELOW PICTURE.

Meet Chase. Chase is a lil cat who sadly was in an accident at 4 weeks old, which left him HORRIBLY disfigured. His owner claims that he is in no pain, which is good, if not surprising… as Chase doesn’t have a FACE. Actually, let me personally edit that statement: He has a face… there’s just no fur on it. Or, what’s the word for that stuff that keeps all your organs in place? Skin? Yeah, skin. He has no skin on it.

Here he is, with a thoughtful black circle over his face.

By clicking on the above picture… YOU WILL SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Which is why I’d like to reiterate… DO NOT CLICK ON IT. Pretend it’s a huge red button in the President’s office — DO NOT PRESS IT. Just imagine a furby that’s fallen into a vat of acid… there you go.

Here is Chase’s daily blog, called Chase No Face (the title, we assume, is a warning, and also a rhyme.) I thought that I had seen it enough times to not punch my computer monitor in and run around the office sobbing, but apparently not. It gets me every time… and the best part? It will probably get your coworkers too! So feel free to pass it around. (via the ever-helpful Buzzfeed.)

After the jump, my BWE coworker offers a thoughtful Halloween costume idea for Chase.

Phantom of the Faceless Opera, anyone?

(With thanks to Andy M.)

ps You clicked it, didn’t you? I’m so, so sorry. Please forgive me.