- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!: A Verne Troyer sex tape????? I never thought I’d need to use Fred Durst’s sack as a chaser. (TMZ.com – technically SFW, but disgusting)
- CROSSOVER ROLE: Christian Bale appears on the cover of this week’s Parade Magazine to promote his new film “House M.D. Begins” (JustJared)
- INVESTMENT: A painting by Italian Futurist artist Gino Severini sold at an auction for $29.6 million, a record for the artist. I guess someone figured out that my call-in bid of ninety skillion dollars was a joke. (Bloomberg)
- ROADHOUSE RE-ENACTMENT: Tim McGraw pulling a rowdy fan out of the crowd and ejecting him personally was cool, but it’s still no Jim Belushi kicking David Cross offstage. (People)
- BIG INTENSE WORDS: Ha ha, nice try, Hollywood, but I’m not falling for this fake movie poster for your new fake De Niro / Pacino movie. (Film Drunk)
