- And today’s winner of the “Can You Blame Her Award?” goes to Larry King‘s wife, Shawn Southwick King, who was admitted to rehab for an addiction to painkillers. Imagine having to listen to the man all day without the benefit of a remote control.
- Amy Winehouse, who may or may not have emphysema, was photographed smoking a ciggarette following her hospital release yesterday. According to no sources, her lungs were like “(Deep sigh) Ahhhhh…. not crack… Sweet relief!”
- QUOTE OF THE DAY: Shaquile O’Neal, during an angry, ranting rap against arch enemy Kobe Bryant, saying “Tell me how my ass tastes.” Indeed.
- Celine Dion’s “I Drove All Night” has been named the worst cover song of all time. Meaning that somewhere right about now, Smash Mouth is enthusiastically shaking hands with the Devil.
- Don Imus claims that yet another racist statement made on his program against black people was “misunderstood.” But not nearly as misunderstood as that hairdo. Seriously, does he just take a nickel to his barber as a guide? It’s otherworldly.
- Actress Dody Goodman, who played the bumbling secretary in Grease, passed away this weekend at 93.
