- ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH: True or False — Jack Black once put Cocoa Puffs up his butt as a comedy experiment? Hint: Don’t think too hard about this one. (Stuff.co.nz)
- METHOD ACTOR: Colin Farrell has lost 40 pounds to play the lead in the upcoming movie Captain Ron II: Eating Disorder Ron. (WWTDD)
- TABLOID LIMBO: Britney Spears was back in court today for another child custody hearing. Or maybe this article is 20 months old. (Reuters)
- THE IRONING IS DELICIOUS: This Titanic story is so ironic, if it were a comic book movie it would be Irony Man. Or possibly The Incredibly Ironic Hulk. (Postgazette.com)
- IS THIS LEGAL: And finally, in honor of Euro 2008, more proof that soccer players are bastards. (Holy Taco)
