In a stunning return to hip-hop MC form the likes of which we haven’t seen since 1993’s Shaq Diesel (or even 1994’s Shaq Fu: Da Return for that matter), the big boy recently took the mic at some sort of nightlife event and launched into some freestyle battle rhymes aimed at his old teammate Kobe Bryant. Shaq hurls several insults Kobe’s way, saying he choked in the Finals without him and accusing him of breaking up his marriage, but most of all, Shaq just wants to know how his own ass tastes. Like, a lot. (Language NSFW)