Last year, we kinda sorta shattered the huge-panted dreams of one Jared the Subway Guy, when it was revealed that in college, he was actually the King of Pornography, doling out well-worn VHS copies of his favorite skin flicks for a dollar a pop. The item created a bit of a stir — because seriously, who wants to picture some be-acned fat man tucking damp singles into his boxer shorts.

And we’re not quite sure what pact with the low-fat devil we made to become the source for all things Jared related, but here you have it: Another ~sizzling~ tip!

A source who shall not be named claims that Jared Fogle, sandwich man extraordinaire, stayed at the undisclosed hotel. And rather than tipping the staff using regular old American dollars, Jared instead tips them with SUBWAY COUPONS. Yes, the same very Subway Coupons that the Indian guys hand out across the street from your office. Subway coupons. Jared tips you with them. And not even the “free hug” kind! The kin that saves you $2 on a sandwich that will stink up your garbage can for a minimum of 24 hours. What a guy.

Frankly, given the economy, it’s very possible that Subway coupons will be worth more than the dollars sooner or later.

And now, for your printing and delivering pleasure, here is One Jared the Subway Guy Free Hug Coupon. Feel free to give it to those you loathe/people in the service industry.