- Charlie Sheen apologized to Denise Richards for the angry voicemail he left her that involved numerous F-words and an N-word. For the record, the sentence in question was “If you’re hungry after 2 [F-word] a.m., make your last stop Taco Bell, you [N-word].”
- Tiger Woods will undergo season-ending knee surgery just days after winning the U.S. Open. “It’s a terrible, terrible shame,” said the tiny cartoon angel on the shoulder of every other golfer in the field.
- Feds are after an additional $200,000 from Wesley Snipes to cover the cost of jailing him in addition to the $3 million he already owes. Or, they could go double or nothing on a best-of-five from the top of the key?
- Young Jeezy w/ Automobile feat. Alcohol.
- Old Fact: Sean Combs is not changing his name back to Puff Daddy. New Fact: Sean Combs does wax his privates.
- Early “Love Guru” indications suggest that the film will, in fact, wax the privates of critics.
