I guess Mike’s Hard Lemonade has proven to be “too hard” for some people, because the latest adult bevvy to hit the Malt Liquor market is “Hard Creamer”, a somehow yet-even-wussier intoxication option for high school kids. As if creating an alcoholic “orange cream soda” wasn’t misguided enough, they actually elected to call it “Hard Creamer”, which is just a “.com” away from being a gay porn site. I simply don’t understand who these are intended for. Try as I might, I simply cannot conjure a mental image of someone actually drinking this. Some pregnant teenager in Arkansas going, “Trey, run up to the Citgo and get me another six-pack of these Hard Creamers” is about as close as I can get.