Oh awesome, it’s a Friend Request from my friend Keeley!

I feel like I haven’t seen good ol’ Keeley in forever. Wonder what she’s up to nowadays?

Haha! Don’t worry, Keeley, I won’t tell your parents that you love bad boy’s! Have you kept in touch with any of our other friends lately?

Waaaaitttt a minnnnuttteee — Keeley wasn’t friends with Extreme Ass… What’s going on here?

OH MY GOD, THIS IS A SPAM REQUEST!!!! DENY!!!!

Whew — Almost had me there, Myspace. Gotta wake up pretttttttty early in the morning to fool this guyyyyyoooohhhh my god!!! Sexxxxxxyashleecamz.com wants me to check out her webcam!!! Wonder what she’s up to nowadays?