There’s almost a reason to go to Burger King now:

Called simply “The Burger,” this Wagyu Beef, white truffles and Iranian saffron bun burger is slated to enter the Guinness Book of World Records as the most expensive burger of all time, retailing at a UK Burger King for a hefty £95 (which is what, like, $600 American?)

Is “Most Expensive Burger” really more of an “accomplishment” than it is an “arbitrary decision?” What’s to stop McDonald’s from throwing a string of pearls on a Big Mac and charging $100,000 for it and running away with the Guinness Record? Or White Castle just setting the price of their burgers to $1 trillion? The answer is: this is retarded.

Still no word on whether or not this sandwich, like all Burger King products, gets cold before you even sit down.