Mary Lynn Rajskub (pronounced Mâr’Ä“ LÄn Longpause): Hilarious comedian, adorable actress, star of three of the best shows ever aired on TV (24, Mr. Show and The Larry Sanders Show). She’s always held a special place in our hearts as one-half of The Girls’ Guitar Club, a hilarious guitar playing twosome. But even though we’ve known and loved this petite actress for many, many years, it turns out we don’t really know her at all.
For starters, she’s 8 months pregnant. We had no idea!! Check out her surprisingly well-camouflaged bump:
And yet, that wasn’t the most surprising thing we learned about Mary Lynn Raskjub… No, that honor was saved for the man who fertilized this young lady’s seed. When we learned that her baby daddy was a 27-year-old personal trainer with the kinda, sorta Aryan sounding name Matthew Rolph, we thought, “Good for ML Rays… joob..(?)…!”
Then we Googled him. And without giving too much away, we was like “Hollllllllly Sh***************t.”
Photographic baby daddy evidence after the cut.
In the brilliant words of Damian from Mean Girls, “You Go Glen Coco Mary Lynn Raskjub.”
