Introducing The Business Bib, the world’s first video conferencing visual fake-out attire for business men. According to the website:

Nothing speaks to freedom louder than a halfsuit

The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly put-together in a fraction of the time it takes to boot your computer. You can work from home in your underwear while presenting a polished appearance to the people that matter most.

Don’t worry, I’m already hard at work on the Blogger Bib (for bloggers stuck in public but wishing to convey their usual solitary facade). It will give its wearer the appearance, from the waist up, of a sallow, sunken chest that looks like it hasn’t seen sunlight in at least a decade or so, and whose only color is derived from the drips and smears of old barbeque sauce about the nipple areas. I’m wearing one right now. Or am I?