Today’s clip that probably never happened but was magically created by the internet comes to us in the form of some dude setting a Guinness Record by smashing 40 watermelons with his head (though if you ask me, Roger Maris’ 36 smashed melons is still the true record). I would’ve like to have been a fruit fly on a melon during this conversation:

MELON DUDE: Mom, I have amazing news!

MOM: You got into medical school?

MELON DUDE: BETTER!