For going on 22 years, a young man who I like to call The Motherf*cking LaBeouf has been improving the lives of everyone on Earth by simply existing. As a small gesture to help us all better reflect on on the birth of this magnificent man, I hereby declare that June 11th – the Beef’s Beefday – will heretofore be known as International Day of Worldwide Beefiness. So happy Beefday, Shia – and thanks for saying sorry for calling that kid a faggot.

(thanks to commenter ch for the reminder!)