Why are you still ripping on “The Love Guru,” Dan? Just ignore it.

I can’t ignore it, conscience… it refuses to stop until it absolutely clinches being the worst movie ever made.

Yeah, it does look pretty bad–

No, not ‘pretty bad.’ It wants to be the worst movie ever made, ever. EVER.

But you already know that “Son of the Mask” is the worst movie ever made.

“Son of the Mask” never had a Hindi music video of Mike Myers singing “The Joker.” THIS MOVIE…. JUST….. NEVER…. STOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS…………. [DIES]