High-five down to the double bro-bash fist-smash and a chest-bump for our parent company MTV, who gave the ganja-light to some new reality shizz featuring my boy Brody Jenner from The Hills. The show’s called Bromance, it was Executive Bro’ed by Ryan Seacrest, and it’s basically about a bunch of bro’s who come to Hollywood and bro-off against each other to become the next Turtle-bro in Brodog Winner’s posse, Death Bro. From the Hollywood Reporter, bro:

The show, from Ryan Seacrest’s production company, will feature a group of “regular guys” who come to Hollywood and compete in a series of challenges from skydiving to dealing with the paparazzi — in the hopes of ultimately being chosen by Jenner to become part of his entourage.

Along the way, contestants will be whittled down via “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” after which rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Bringing to mind various dating reality shows, contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode.

Did you bro’s hear that, bro? Brah! Bros are gonna be hot tubbin’ alone with Bro-dog (and ho’s, because he’s not a homo, Bro) and the lame-Bro’s are gonna be headin’ home in wet clothes! Ohhh, no – Bro knows I’m gonna be TiVo’ing this show. BRO!