OMFG: MORE MONKEY NIPS.

Yesterday, we prematurely handed out our award for The Biggest Monkey Nipples. BUT WHAT’S THIS??? Today, The Daily Mail brings us more dangling monkey nips!

According to the paper, “Macaca mulatta monkeys at Ohama park in Japan are grossly overweight.” You don’t say:

Please, people of Japan and tourists, stop feeding these monkeys. They’re starting to approach Jack Nicholson territory…