Hats off to Celebreality network (and bill payer) VH1 for creating what is possibly the most honest reality game show of our time. In the past, the network has truly zeroes in on America’s favorite guilty pleasure: Contestants travel from their house on wheels to a swanky LA mansion and vie for the affections of various D-List celebrities (see Flava Flav, New York, Brett Michaels, et al.) These contestants would swear up and down that they are deeply in love with said celebs — and likely to prove it true by proverbially “giving it up”, i.e. taking a dip in the cess pool of life. But put your thinking bandana on, and their motivations become clear: $$$MONEY$$$!! F$M$ $ M$N$Y!!! DELICIOUS AND SAVORY AND GREEN! OH I WANT TO STUFF MY SOCK GARTERS FULL OF IT AND DO HANDSPRINGS THROUGH AN ACRE OF GREENBACKS! SMELL IT AND TASTE IT AND RUB IT ON ME –

(throat clear)

So, it is our pleasure to present to you a clip from VH1’s upcoming game show, I Love Money, featuring a gaggle of past Celebreality contestants competing for a $250,000 grand prize. The show premieres on July 6, but luckily we have this preview clip to hold us over. It features 12 Pack, Destiney and Chance, who sports the skinniest mohawk ever created by man. So, which contestants will prove their love for money by sleeping with each other? I’m placing my bets on Hoopz and Midget Mac, because aww.

Check out the clip: