SUSPICIOUSIEST GLANCE
Matthew BroderickSADDEST BLIND PEOPLE
Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley
MOST CONFUSED ARMS
Patricia Field
Patricia Field
LARGEST COCK
Mario Cantone’s Eyebrow
Mario Cantone’s Eyebrow
After the jump: MANY MORE PHOTOS FROM THE Sex and the City: The MoviePREMIERE!
THE “SORRY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LEGS ANYMORE” AWARD
Katie Couric
BEST DOUBLE HELIX IMPRESSION
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
CELINE DION-IEST
Ashley Olsen
Ashley Olsen
WORST “TAKE MY DRESS, PLEATS!” JOKE
Kirstin Davis
Kirstin Davis
THE “SO SUE ME, I THINK SHE LOOK FABULOUS” AWARD
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson
CREEPIEST HAND
Striped-Shirt Jehosaphats
Striped-Shirt Jehosaphats
SKINNIEST PERSON IN THE SKINNIEST PEOPLE PARADE
Lydia Hearst
Lydia Hearst
MOST LIKELY TO BE LINDSAY LOHAN IN DISGUISE
Lil’ Kim
Lil’ Kim
VITRUVINIEST GAL
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
WE THINK SHE’S SOMEONE’S BEST FRIEND, BUT NOT SURE WHAT SHE DOES OR WHY SHE IS THERE
Gayle King
Gayle King
MOST LIKELY TO GET A PREGNANCY PITY LAUGH
Caroline Rhea
Caroline Rhea
TWINNIEST
The Seinfelds
The Seinfelds
GAYEST GREEK GOD
Zac Posen
Zac Posen
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GIGANTIC COFFEE BEAN COLLECTION?
Donna Karan?
Donna Karan?
OH LOOK, IT’S MICHAEL SCOTT’S GIRLFRIEND!
Amy Ryan
Amy Ryan
COUPLIEST COUPLE THAT’S NOT REALLY A COUPLE
Todd Oldham and Amy Sedaris
Todd Oldham and Amy Sedaris
MOST LIKELY TO CRACK AN “ALWAYS BETTE ON BROWN” JOKE TO ANYONE LISTENING
Bette Midler
Bette Midler
WHAT’S WHITER THAN WHITE?
Cynthia Nixon
Cynthia Nixon
HERE IS EMMY ROSSUM.
Emmy Rossum.
Emmy Rossum.
LEAST FAMOUS
Giuliani Depandi
Giuliani Depandi
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A BREAST EXPLODE OUT OF HER SHIRT
Lorraine Bracco
Lorraine Bracco
MOST COSMETICALLY EXCITED
Perry Farrell and Mrs. Farrell
Perry Farrell and Mrs. Farrell
FIERCEST?
Christian Siriano
Christian Siriano
MOST ADORABLE
David Eigenberg
David Eigenberg
BEST RICHARD MULLIGAN IMPRESSION
Chris Noth
Chris Noth
THE BEST “VERY OBVIOUSLY DRAGGED THERE BY HIS WIFE” POSE
Eli Manning
Eli Manning
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE GOTTEN LAID THAT NIGHT
Eli Manning
Eli Manning
LEAST LIKELY TO UNDERSTAND THE MOVIE’S PLOT
Melania Trump
Melania Trump
