• BRIDEZILLA: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are now on the Japanese leg of their “Look We Just Got Married Now Give Us Some More Attention” World Tour. (Dlisted)
• DREAM HOME: Brangelina plunked down a cool 60 million dollars for an estate in the South of France, though for just another 5 million dollars they could have bought all of Namibia. (E! Online)
• IRONIC OUTFIT: Alanis Morissette should probably think about having her stylist killed. (JustJared)
• IRONIC T-SHIRT: Could someone please buy me a “Save The Clock Tower” t-shirt as a Memorial Day present? (/Film)
• ART COMMERCE: A genius artist couple started a website where they paint the various things they want, then sell the paintings for the real life cost of those things, then buy the things with the money from the paintings. Maybe if I sketch a picture of the Clock Tower t-shirt you guys could hook that up? (Wants For Sale)

Happy BBQ’ing – we’ll see you guys tomorrow!