Two questions for discussion, faithful readers:

1) How much money will Indiana Jones make over the 4-day weekend? For the record, here’s a list of the biggest domestic box office openings of all time.

2) What will the subsequent “Indy’s box office numbers” Variety headline be?

I’ll go first:

1) $128.3 million, third highest in history

2) “Indy whips competition at box office”

“Indy hates snakes, loves rakes-ing it in”

“This ain’t no Indie movie”

“Audiences not Shy-a about movie spending”

“Boulder of moviegoers slams into box office, crushing it with money”

“Moviegoers honor fallen American soldiers by going to see new Indiana Jones movie”

“More like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Box Office, is what it’s like, because it made so much money!”

Your turn — leave your box office predictions and punny headlines in the comments!

[For the record, Blagg predicts a record $160 million, and "Indiana Jones discovers treasure at box office"]