- A photo has surfaced of the alleged “other woman” in the Shania Twain split. On the right is this “other woman” that Shania’s genius husband cheated on her with; on the left, the woman he will likely never have sex with again because of this. High-five, buddy.
- Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are supposedly dating, meaning we must have walked through some kind of tabloid wormhole all the way back to 1988.
- Shia LaBeouf says he’s trying to get his old man to move out of his garage. I’d usually agree with whatever the The Beef thinks, but this IS the man from whose loins sprang The Motherf*cking LaBeouf, so I think some respect is due and dad should be allowed to live in the garage if he wants. Your call though, Beefster.
- Jury duty sucks, especially when that jury duty involves watching a tape of R. Kelly having filthy sex with a teenage girl.
- Forget groundhogs, you know spring has truly arrived when Sharon Stone decides it’s time to air out the old vajooj again.
