- Jessica Alba secretly got married to some poor sonofabitch who’s going to have to spend the rest of his life having sex with Jessica Alba. Also, here’s the happy couple’s gift registry.
- Sounds like that little cute kid with the weird dad is going to be America’s Next Top Clay Aiken.
- Boy band impresario Lou Perlman is set to be sentenced in Florida on four federal charges, none of which happen to involve his being the creepiest, perviest looking dude in the history of the universe.
- Here are those “Andy Garcia topless at the beach” shots you’ve been dying to see.
- According to some crazylady on a message board, Billy Bob Thornton is a cocaine-abusing cyber-stalker who bugs people’s phones. PWN3D!
