- CANNES LAUGHTER: Star Jones is in Cannes, promoting her upcoming documentary “Why Is My Body Covered In Really Weird Scars?” (Faded Youth)
- ALBA DAMNED: Jessica Alba has gotten married. In related news, a baby bear just fell asleep on a pile of old newspapers. (People)
- LINDSAY TOO GOOD FOR E!: Dina Lohan has banned daughter Lindsay from appearing on her upcoming E! reality show, believing it will hurt her career. The name of the show, presumably, is “The Lohans Are All Untalented Dirty Drug Addicts.” And oh, will we watch it. (Entertainmentwise)
- PROOF: Here is photographic proof of Amy Winehouse enjoying a meal other than Angel Heroine Pasta topped with Methballs. (internal boo) (The Daily Mail)
- WHO YA GOT?: David Cook vs. David Archuleta… Your opinion matters for about 6 more hours, so make it known. (X VS Y)
