- Break our your best backwards sateen tuxedo… Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married!
- Oh dear Christ. In an ironic twist, Ellen Degeneres’ doppleganger Owen Wilson and actress Kate Hudson have called it quits again. We’re not sure the American Public can buckle in for another rolly coaster ride, Owe. Keep it simple this time, we beg you. And love you? Yes, why not.
- Prepare to get your minds blown, as you play “Christina Aguilera or Drag Queen.” One and the same, for literals.
- Good sweet God, has the apocalypse descended? Star Jones actually says something funny! “‘If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.’”
- Looks like Kathie Lee Gifford spends the fifth hour of the Today Show putting back a couple of gallons of whiskey, judging by her one liners at The Friars Club this week. Hell, she sounds like a blast.
