The balance of power in the NFC East may have shifted again today — bad news, Giants / Redskins / Eagles / Jessica Simpson fans:
“Tony did dump Jessica,” a source close to the quarterback told Us. “Of course, she’s upset!”
Part of the reason for the break up after only six months?
“This Jen and John Mayer thing is eating her up, and she just can’t handle it — and Tony has basically had enough,” a Simpson pal told Us. “She’s too much to handle.”
Rejoice, Cowboy fans! Now, when Tony Romo does his molestor-ey “Tony Romo, Eastern Illinois University” intro on Monday night football and winks and snaps and points at the camera and smiles and has his tooth gleam, he’ll be single! And he might finally win a postseason game now!
Yes, the famous playoff game he blew a year ago by fumbling the snap on a last-second field goal happened before he was dating Jessica, but, um… I guess he was just anticipating dating her in the future? Clearly, all is fixed now.
