Today’s clip that wasn’t made by actual humans but merely willed into existence by the internet comes to us in the form of this older woman lip-synching the Chiquita Banana song and displaying two handfuls of delicious bananas, creating a part-funny, part-creepy tropical scenario not unlike the dinner table scene in “Beetlejuice.” Also, 50 seconds in, it takes an even more viral-internetty turn, as the bananas suddenly have googly eyes on them.

This video was uploaded in 2007 and it doesn’t have 9 million views yet? How in the name of Internet Christ is that possible?