New Miley Cyrus Single Upsettingly Free Of Nudity, Nude Controversy

Miley Cyrus released her new single, “7 Things,” with the creative chorus that lists “The 7 things I hate about you!” In order to help keep her creative momentum going, I’ve taken the liberty of coming up with seven more possible song titles for upcoming Miley singles:

1. The Whole Seven Yards

2. Seven Monkeys

3. Seven Angry Men

4. Seven B.C.

5. Shrek The Seventh

6. Seven Days, Seven Nights

7. Six