The following clip of Cowboys Quarterback / Jessica Simpson Tolerator Tony Romo singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at Wrigley Field transcends your normal, run-of-the-mill “this celebrity can’t sing” performance (see: Mike Ditka, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.). During the “at the ollld…balll..gaaaamme” part, Romo runs out of air and slips into a voice that’s equal parts Dylan’s “Just Like A Woman” and Jimmy Vulmer’s “Twelve Days of Christmas.” Watch and agree:

And for good measure, Tony Romo’s primary influence, after the jump (at the 1:18 mark).