- COUGAR: Madonna’s boobs are back on tour. Seats in the areolas are currently going online for as much as $5,000. (Sun UK)
- DREAM COME TRUE: Jimmy Fallon was formally announced as the replacement for Conan in NBC’s 12:35 timeslot. No word yet on the exact date of when we’ll all be canceling our Tivo Season Passes. (Reuters)
- HUH-DLINE: “Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Celebrate Ellen’s 50th Birthday.” They’ve gone from “is this rumor true?” to “already tired of them” in less than a week! (People)
- HUH-DLINE II: “Shawty Lo wants to confiscate T.I.’s ‘Hood Pass?” I am old and confused. (MTV.com)
- GIFT: And last, but far more important than all the above, Megan Fox is topless. Good luck finding the pics on the internet, though! (Google)
