Meet Marche Taylor, a Houston, Texas high schooler who thought it appropriate to wear two scrunchies wrapped around her breasts and a cuff bracelet round her bottom to her senior prom. School officials apparently have this strange “nary a labia” policy, and as a result, banned her from entering the prom. Taylor was understandably upset by this — it took her minutes to make this dress! — and demanded that she get a refund (though the article doesn’t specify whether or not she wanted the money tucked into her thong strang.) And when things got too out of hand… the police were called. They cuffed poor Marche, and escorted her off of the premises.

You know, in a day and age when most girls can give birth in the toilet of their prom, we find this story hard to believe. So she wanted to “give the boys a taste” of her areola. Who are you to judge?

Especially when other girls are allowed to attend prom in much worse offenses. And while we don’t want to bring race into this, let’s just say these girls are trashy blonde whores. Photographic evidence of such a prom-trocity after the cut.

More slutty prom people after the cut!

Though, to be fair, her stomach is covered. (fishnet nightmare via Gorillamask) And hey, look at the bright side, Houston, Texas… at least she wasn’t taken behind the middle school and made pregnant!