- COVER: Looks like Jessica Simpson is too good for a little “lasering off of the hair.” Also, this cover is the visual definition of “fierce tranny.” (And I said I wouldn’t use that phrase anymore!) (Daily Mail)
- HOW CAN BE SO WRONG, WHEN IT FEELS SO WRIGHT PENN: Sean Penn and estranged wife, Robin Wright Penn, have called off their plans for divorce. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to fill out those name change request forms? No thank you. (Us Magazine)
- QUOTE: Julio Iglesias: “If I was gay I would be the best gay of all history.” Everything about that statement is so obviously, painlessly true. (ONTD)
- GAME: See if you can run this torch without a protester puttin’ your flame out, in this video game that clearly took many, many seconds to throw together. (ESPN)
- FRIGHT: The contents of this article will give you Goosemumps, R.L.Stein-stizz. (Yahoo!)
- WHO KNEW: Young actor and heartthrob Emile Hirsch has the torso of a man at least 1.3 times his age! (Towleroad)
