According to The Sun UK, Pamela Anderson TOTALLY gave Hugh Hefner a naked lap dance at his 82nd birthday party yesterday:

As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.

Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Let’s flash back to yesterday and see how this obviously non-embellished story occurred…

SUN REPORTER: See anyone famous coming out of Hugh Hefner’s room?

HOTEL OWNER: Well, I’m not really at liberty to divulge information about our guests.

SUN REPORTER: Pam Anderson? Was she coming out of Hugh Hefner’s room?

HOTEL OWNER: I really don’t know, and if I did, I definitely wouldn’t tell you.

SUN REPORTER: What did you say you saw Pamela Anderson wearing?

HOTEL OWNER: I didn’t see her wearing anything, what are you talking about?

SUN REPORTER: Not wearing anything, gotcha. [WRITING] Were they f*cking before she walked out of the hotel room naked as people usually do, or was she just giving him a standard naked lap dance?

HOTEL OWNER: This is ridiculous, please leave before I call security.

SUN REPORTER: So she never yelled “I am having sex with Hugh Hefner right now” loud enough for everyone to hear it? Guess I’ll put her down for the naked birthday lap dance. Was Hugh Hefner smiling afterwards, thus confirming the naked lap dance? Possibly washing his crotch?

HOTEL OWNER: Leave. Now.

SUN REPORTER: Really? The biggest smile you’ve ever seen? On anyone, ever? Thanks for the quote.

HOTEL OWNER: What?

SUN REPORTER: Alllllrighty, that about wraps everything up here. Thanks.

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