Something feels… off… about today. Why do I have this strange, sickly feeling in the very deepest recesses of my soul? What could it be?
Did I have a vicious nightmare last night that my body is straining to repress? Nah, I’ve been in too good a mood lately.
Is there a terrible storm a-brewin’? No… weather looks ok…
Am I living in some crazy “Memento” time loop and I’m getting chills anticipating some murder that it’s my destiny to commit? Guess it’s possible.
What is it about today that just gives me this gut-wrenching feeling that I simply can’t shake?
Is blogger Perez Hilton’s claim that he made out with John Mayer true?
Hilton is so adamant that it happened that he took a lie detector test with an examiner from Fox’s hit show The Moment of Truth.
Keep checking back here to see the exclusive video only on Usmagazine.com this afternoon.
I’m not sure what to say about this other than it is definitely not despicable or inhumanly calculated for publicity or just generally annoying and negative on every conceivable level of humanity. Wait, no, my bad, that’s the opposite of how I feel, it is all of those things.
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