10. Pink – it’s the color of passion / Ah, ’cause today it just goes with the fashion
9. Pink – it’s my new obsession / Pink – it’s not even a question
8. Yeah, Pink – when I turn out the light / And Pink gets me high as a kite
7.I, I want to be your lover / I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
6. Pink – as the bing on your cherry / Pink – ’cause you are so very
5. Pink – on the lips of your lover / ‘Cause Pink is the love you discover
4. Pink – when I turn out the light / Pink – it’s like red but not quite
3. Pink – like a deco umbrella / It’s kink that you don’t ever tell her
2. You could be my flamingo / ‘Cause pink – it’s the new kinda of lingo
1. As pink as the sheets that we lay on / ‘Cause Pink – it’s my favorite cray-on
And now, without further ado, let’s take a moment to remember the winner of the 1999 Grammy for Best Rock Performance:
(This topical post inspired by a recent, brutal karaoke weekend)











