Our friends over at Videogum have this cutesypants little “Double Dog” thing where they challenge each other to do semi-embarrassing stuff according to a prescribed set of rules. This time, Lindsay challenges Gabe to create a Vlog (or “videoblog”, if you will) that adheres to the following criteria:

1. Gabe cannot pre-write anything or use notes
2. The vlog must include stupid dissolves and wipes and transitions
3. The vlog must include ten seconds of staring
4. Gabe has to talk about politics
5. The vlog must feature stuffed animals
6. Gabe has to start a fight with another vlogger
7. Gabe has to tell a go-nowhere anecdote about a thing that happened to me that no one cares about
8. The vlog must feature lip synching
9. Gabe has to address the haters

The resulting vlog is available for viewing after the jump. I’d say it’s about 179% funnier than most real vlogs (if for no other reason than Gabe’s starting a beef with the Sexman).