Do you love hearing every remotely famous individual speak out about photos of a fifteen-year-old’s shoulder, but you also love reading about two vapid shells of humanity and their mundane west-coast existence, and you just don’t have time in your busy schedule to completely waste your time hearing about both??
“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun,” Heidi Montag told Extra. “[She]’s exploring herself.”
Added beau Spencer Pratt, “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”
Awesome!!! It’s like a handy 2-in-1, “Flintstones Meet The Jetsons” / Bifocals / Travelling Wilburys / Spork / “Alien vs. Predator” / Nuts and Gum / Martin & Lewis / Pert Plus / Mayostard / Pizzone / This Thing of a complete waste of everyone’s f***ing time!
Thanks, cosmos!
