With the breaking of the Miley Cyrus scandalously scandalous outrageous pics this morning, the gossip pages have taken yet another a huge step towards ensuring that the South Park “Sacrificial Celebrity Theory” comes true in real life:

Plus 606 more Google News results about the Miley Cyrus pics!

Woooo!!! Strap yourselves in, gossip readers, cause April 2008 is just the tip of the inevitable Cyrus Scandal iceberg. (that’s ‘tip,’ with a P).

Is BWE contributing to the sacrificial cause with two Miley posts before noon? Or are we just being really f*cking META?